We all know that male fashion designers, with the odd exception or two, are typically gay. This is why they are said to favor androgynous female models, who are so anorexic so as to not have any visibly feminine characteristics (such as breasts, hips or a post-pubescent ass). I always thought this was strange, since, as a gay man, I’ve never been found any of these waifs even remotely attractive or in any way having any of the characteristics of the guys I’d like to bone. They’d have to be considerably more beefy and hairy for that.
However, this blog by a designer in Huffington Post really put it all together for me: male designers are not gay, they’re pedophiles. I mean, waifish female models do not look like men; they look like boys.
How else exactly can you explain it?
That the likes of Michael Kors, Karl Lagerfeld, and Hedi Slimane of being card-carrying members of NAMBLA is not what I’m saying. I’m saying that they haven’t gotten their cards yet, they’re in the mail.
I’m a gay guy, 100% sure of what I like to poke, and I’ve been dead sure since I was 17 years old. In other words, I have no need to pretend I’m marriedÂ or that my boyfriend is “my business associate“. And maybe because I got some ass when I was a teenager, I’m not obsessed with boys that haven’t even sprouted pubes yet. Maybe these old closet-cases are just trying to recapture what they never had as youths.
At any rate, I guess it’s only fair that men will now be forced to starve themselves to look like the scrawny beanpole they hated looking like when they were in high school, just to wear high fashion. Women have had to forgo eating until their period stopped for a few decades now.
All so we can look like the sexual playthings of a bunch of perverts.