A paradox to ponder #2

Why is it, in the minds of so many gay men, that the only closet cases they see are attractive?
In other words, why are Matt Damon and Tom Cruise so clearly gay, but never Rainn Wilson or Steve Buscemi?

A paradox to ponder

Why is that those that have the least to worry about unwelcome same-sex come-ons tend to obsess about them so much?
Put differently:
Why do the ugliest people complain about gay people hitting on them?

Stephen Colbert looks serious but is anything but

I’m in love with people who can’t take anything seriously right now, I guess. Yesterday I paid a short homage to the “Lovable Queen of Mean” Lisa Lampanelli.
Today’s honoree: Stephen Colbert.
(Maybe I’ll do Amy Sedaris tomorrow and make it a 3-part series)

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